After an initial false start, we are now back on solids. Jennifer has eaten baby rice, carrot, butternut squash, parsnip, apple, banana, porridge and marrow. After a few weeks of being woken up every two hours in the night we have restricted her to one night time feed, thanks to a trusty pair of earplugs. So far so good, we feel a lot more refreshed and more importantly, a lot less grumpy.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
The Juniper
After an initial false start, we are now back on solids. Jennifer has eaten baby rice, carrot, butternut squash, parsnip, apple, banana, porridge and marrow. After a few weeks of being woken up every two hours in the night we have restricted her to one night time feed, thanks to a trusty pair of earplugs. So far so good, we feel a lot more refreshed and more importantly, a lot less grumpy.
After an initial false start, we are now back on solids. Jennifer has eaten baby rice, carrot, butternut squash, parsnip, apple, banana, porridge and marrow. After a few weeks of being woken up every two hours in the night we have restricted her to one night time feed, thanks to a trusty pair of earplugs. So far so good, we feel a lot more refreshed and more importantly, a lot less grumpy.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
FURTHER BREACHES IN GOVERNMENT SECURITY REVEALED AS MISSING NUCLEAR WARHEAD IS DISCOVERED IN SMALL KENT VILLAGE
A government inspector is suspected of high treason following the discovery of a nuclear warhead in his back garden. The authorities were alerted yesterday to a breach in security at the MOD when it was reported that a nuclear warhead had gone missing after a security officer had fallen asleep on his watch. Fortunately the warhead carried a satellite tracking device which aided a rapid recovery and it was discovered today in the back garden of a government inspector. The inspector was released this afternoon without charge once it became clear that a mix up had occurred at a haulage depot who were due to deliver a sewage treatment unit instead. The real villains were caught by police trying to smuggle the sewage treatment unit onto a London bus in an attempt to blow up the city. The villains are now safely behind bars.
A government inspector is suspected of high treason following the discovery of a nuclear warhead in his back garden. The authorities were alerted yesterday to a breach in security at the MOD when it was reported that a nuclear warhead had gone missing after a security officer had fallen asleep on his watch. Fortunately the warhead carried a satellite tracking device which aided a rapid recovery and it was discovered today in the back garden of a government inspector. The inspector was released this afternoon without charge once it became clear that a mix up had occurred at a haulage depot who were due to deliver a sewage treatment unit instead. The real villains were caught by police trying to smuggle the sewage treatment unit onto a London bus in an attempt to blow up the city. The villains are now safely behind bars.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
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