The Bench of Staveley has been sitting for the last 10 days (drinking tea and eating a variety of cakes)Unfortunately, no verdict has been reached on the subject of your toilet seat and we had arranged for your entire toilet to be removed for testing.
Unfortunately, the spy that they sent us to carry out this removal is proving to be utterly useless as he can't walk yet! Therefore, the bench has decreed that you may only keep the current seat and use it with pride. No leave to appeal has been granted.
Judges, Peter, Yvonne, Jonathan and Hannah Burgess
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It's a bit scary to see that Peter really does look like a judge!
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